Today's Goal:
- Pole Dancing and Laser Tag
In order to be a good pole dancer there are 3 animal spirits that you need to embrace:
- A Spider
- A Panther
- A Butterfly
I mean I get Panther, they are sexiest of the cat family, all sleek and black. Then, Butterflies, ok its a stretch, I guess they are elegant.
But Spiders? That took me a bit of time to wrap my head around, and now I've apparently forgotten the logic. Must be something with moving your limbs about.
The class was actually super fun. Pole Mamma, the instructor, was full of dirty jokes and handled everyone in our group well. Additionally, it turned out to be a good strength workout. My shoulders and delts were sore for days, plus I could see how your abs are worked quite a bit as you get better at it.
Besides learning to release my inner spider, I also discovered I would not make much money as a dancer. I would be able to keep up with strength work to clamber around the pole, but I possess a different kind of attractiveness than the panther. (I'm trying to elegantly say that I don't walk very sexily. Oh well, my talents lie elsewhere)
Tomorrow's goal is to just drive home and get rested up. I found a running plan I'm considering starting for the next couple months, just waiting to pick the right week to get at it.
Also, Check out the class we took, if you go tell Adena that you heard about it from me (her lesbian, "cop", client. She said that was more attractive than software implementor)
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